Tony Bennett left his heart in San Francisco, Ella Fitzgerald was inspired by April in Paris, the entire cast of the show Oklahoma! sang the praises of Kansas City, and Bob Dylan opined that he was Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again, but these people hadn’t been to North Korea. That country’s Beloved Leader, Kim Jong-un, has a new girlfriend, a “previously-married” singer famous for her rendition of “I Love Pyongyang.” It tugs at the heartstrings, doesn’t it?
And endorsing the equestrian enthusiasms of those panting for the arrival of the London Olympics, she has also demonstrated a devotion to dressage with the lusty ditty “Excellent Horse-Like Lady”. Indeed, if the Dear Leader was in need of a life companion to help him plough the paddocks of his country estates, none would make a better wife. Whip off the chaff-bag, Doris, and Giddy Up There!