Deceptively spacious real estate. Okay?

Why do real estate agents keep saying this? Don’t people laugh in their faces? Well, no; because the agents have copywriters who don’t say it out loud, they write it down, for advertisements in print, in newspapers or on the internet. And in Cyberspace, you can’t hear your visitors laughing. I though it was local, but you find it from London to Nairobi, and elsewhere.

“We are delighted to offer to let this deceptively spacious traditional semi-detached property in the sought after residential location of Mapperley, Nottingham.”

“A deceptively spacious three bedroomed mid terraced property with two reception rooms having a passaged hallway and a first floor bathroom providing deceptively spacious accommodation. The property requires a full scheme of modernisation and upgrading for which there is excellent potential.” (Alvaston, UK)

“Nairobi : Deceptively spacious and viewing is a must to appreciate this 4 bed roomed detached property available to let unfurnished.”

“Deceptively spacious family home, four poster bed, snooker table, games room.”(Goldsithney, UK)